| Q |
Hi
Cathy, I have got a BIG problem, my knob is just too big. Every
girl that I shag moans more outta pain than pleasure, I have
no problem getting girls, but have big problems keeping them.
I have even seen my doctor but she says there is nothing she
can do, any ideas? |
| A |
Eat you heart out John Holmes.. sounds like you should be a
porn star... have you ever thought about penis reduction.. either
that or find a girl who can accommodate you better.. |
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Sarah: My problem is this. I am what's known as a squirter (I
ejaculate when I orgasm). My daughter also has this ability,
but only recently discovered this while masturbating herself.
Even though she is 19, it still came as quite a shock to her.
While trying to calm her I thought the best thing to do would
be to demonstrate to her how it actually occurs. Suffice to
say we both ended up masturbating together. My question is,
is it OK for a mother and daughter to masturbate together. There
is nothing sexual between us and we look upon it as just a bit
of fun really. |
| A |
Wow,
I'd love to see this.... can you send me a picture of you and
your daughter squirting... I wish I could do it..... I'd put
some shoots of that here on my site.... |
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| Q |
Hi,
its the guy with the wanking problem again! You said there were
plenty of ladies who will have sex. How do I find them, where
are they? Can you recommend any sex dating places? I don't really
want to pay for it but I'm starting to come round to the idea!
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| A |
I
recommend the local supermarket, usually around the cheese counter,
Sainsbury's is a good place to start. |
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| Q |
My
girlfriend won't blow me. She just gives it a peck and when
I ask her to try it she changes the subject. What can I do?
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| A |
Find
out her favourite food, then before you go to bed smother it
around your dick. Then ask her to give it a peck, when she does
she'll find it so tasty she wont want to stop. |
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| Q |
Hi
Cathy, I have a problem in that my sex drive is huge, so much
so that I could fuck every day all day, and yet my wife only
wants it once a week at most. I'm thinking of going to a professional
to get help. What would you do? |
| A |
Give me a call, I'm sure I can help.. lol.. But seriously, you could
try buying your wife a vibrator,
showing her a few porno's and trying to up her interest in sex.
If that fails get yourself a bit on the side.... |
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