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I'm a 26 year old single guy, and I really need some tips on finding the right girl for me. Please can you give me some tips on how to chat girls up? |
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Why not try one the following few lines - they could get your unsupecting chick in the sack.
1. Did you fart, because you blew me away.
2. Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
3. My Love for you is like diarrhoea ... I can't hold it in.
4. Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
4. Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them
5. If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
6. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
7. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
8. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
9. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the Afternoon.
The best for last!
10. Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts tightens.
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| Q |
I have a fetish for wearing nappies. I have no idea why this is.. I can't seem to relate it to anything in particular. My job is quite stressful and sometimes when I get home from work I like to have a bath and then put on a terry nappy and a pair of plastic pants. This is incredibly relaxing and it helps me to unwind from the pressures of the day. While I'm dressed like this I like to watch your videos and wish you were breastfeeding me with your lovely breasts. It's not long before I climax in my nappy and it's such a good feeling.
I have recently started seeing a beautiful girl but don't know how to tell her about this. Could you please help me to find a way of explaining this to her. |
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All I can suggest is to be honest with her... you never know.. she may well have her own fetish to... you could then have a great time indulging each other with all kinds of fun... If she finds it a little hard to handle you have 2 choices.. either become a closet nappy wearer and do it when you get the chance or get a copy of my newest DVD, get into your nappy and plastic pants and have yourself a good wank..!!!! |
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| Q |
My
girlfriend and I have a great sex life and both keen to try
new things. Recently my girlfriend has expressed the desire
to have a three some with another women. So we have placed ads
and replied to ads in papers and internet but to date we dont
seem to be getting anywhere.Please can you help, give us some
suggestions? |
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I suggest that you keep on trying, look at the ads in porn mags I find them very good when I want a good lesbian licking!! |
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| Q |
I
am a 26 yr old girl, im slim and pretty and have never had any
trouble getting boyfriends but for the last few years ive been
meeting and having sex with men much older than me, aged 55
and over, i find older guys such a turn on, is this normal? |
| A |
NORMAL?
HELL NO!!!! what could be a possible turn on about an old man
with with his wrinkles and shrivled man hood, get your self
a young stud to fuck you six ways from sunday. |
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| Q |
Dear
Cathy. I am in a strong relationship with my girlfriend. We
are planing to have sex very soon but I am worried that my cock
ain't big enough. On the hard my cock is over 8" long, is this
to small ? |
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Sorry
to say it, but your your cock is probably a little small. Have
a quick browse through my sex shop, they have some good penis
enlarging apparatus. |
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| Q |
Hi
Cathy, my problem is that every time I have sex I feel like
a need a pooh. I have tried different sexual positions, and
also trying to squeeze one out before sex, but that just seems
to give me piles. Nothing seems to help me with this problem,
would you please be able to advise? |
| A |
You
said you tried different sexual positions, but I think you must
have left one out; Sex on the toilet. But if you break the seat,
don't blame me. |
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| Q |
Dear
Cath, can you help me, I have a major problem, I recently discovered
the pleasures of yoghurt. I have realized that I can suck up
a tub of Muller light (the large tubs). My husband thinks that
it is really bad and that I should stop, and recently I started
to smell a bit funny (I already did, but this is worse). I am
planning to leave my husband for my new lover Joan, she's my
57 year old neighbour and we've been masturbating together for
the last 4 years. Should I leave me hubby? Or should I stop
the yoghurt fetish? |
| A |
What
a question! At the end of the day, it`s your decision what you
do, but if you are starting to smell "a bit funny" then you
should definitely take a shower more often. |
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| Q |
I
am Rajiv from France. My problem is I am worried to brake my
seal. I thought it gives me lots of pain now please you tell
me what's the procedure to brake the seal. Is there any sex
medicine ? please help me... |
| A |
What?
It sounds like you have a problem with the the brakes on your
Clio. Either that or you are talking about loosing your cherry?
Your English is probably better than my French, but I find it
hard to answer something I don't understand. Sorry. |
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